albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric
wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on
nubs is, as an aside, being extremely sad about his butt. i made him let me look and he doesn’t really fight anything, but he did wail sadly until i let him go. he is truly a ridiculous little man.
so this is not really my sister’s fault but 1. she was visiting me last week, and 2. she has very long hair -
so nubs is an impeccable litter box user. earlier today i found a poop outside the box and figured it must have gotten stuck to him or something - it happens, cats are disgusting, whatever
today i came home from the garden and nubs was sitting there sadly
and there were two poops
attached to him
by a single very long hair 8’)
the worst part is that he doesn’t like getting got, so he saw me coming and started skittering lmfao. he’s now under the couch gathering his fragile shattered dignity.
